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Help Santa deliver the presents by using his methane converting rocket propulsion pants (fart powered). With this eco-friendly transport you will need to keep re-fueling - look for gaseous food types! Deliver as many presents as you can before time runs out. Mind those angry snowman, they will atack you with their snowballs. Have Fun!
Do you believe in Santa Claus, and do you also enjoy to play a free browser game? If you are in the same mood as us today, you probably would like to play our free Santa Fartypants game online. Am I right? ;)
Use the arrow keys to play this fun web game. CTRL key to drop.
With a slogan like "wear them for the ones you love" how could anyone resist ordering a pair of fartypants? A US manufacturing company Under-Tec has designed fart proof underwear called Under-Ease. They're fairly similiar in design to big white granny panties, but these flatulence fighters have a built in replaceable filter made of felt, charcoal and fiberglass wool. The fartypants are available in men's, women's, and plus sizes... and they're cheap too! According to the company's president Buck Weimer "this is a serious product that serves a purpose. They can be worn anytime, anywhere - in bed, to work, at social events, including professional meetings or when travelling in any vehicle, including an airplane". To learn more about fartypants, or if you consider to buy your self a pair of fartypants, then you should visit under-tec.com.
If you check the internet, you can find are all sorts of different kinds of christmas games for kids and adults alike. You may find free and fun online santa fartypants games that include Mr. Claus lugging his bag full of presents from house to house getting gassy energy from brussel sprouts and a pie or 2 instead of milk and cookies, jumping from ledge to ledge to get to the chimney, or you may find a miniclip, car and animal themed flashgames, or maybe even a challenge that involves giving you a phone number or an address to the residence of old St. Nick as the reward. Did you know he does many other things too besides sit around and be jolly in his red and white suit? He is a very competitive and determined man who will not be undermined by shooting, or falling objects. As an alternative to using another type of weapon, Mr. Fartypants often uses his brain and his wits, to ensure that he can deliver the christmas present that all of the children deserve. You can help him do this when you play this free and fun online webgame, Santa Fartypants.